Friday, June 22, 2007

James Joyce

One hour long RTE show from last Saturday
link here

Friday, June 15, 2007

Kurt Waldheim

We note that Old Kurt passed away yesterday. Gone to the great Gaulieters abteilung stempel stimmung in the sky no doubt. He was the last great defrocked Nazi - apart from the odd French bloke. Bizarrely they keep on turning up every few years.
We shall not see his like again. Hopefully.

Las Malvinas

Yesterday apparently was the 25th anniversary of the liberation of Port Stanley - or recapture as we prefer to call it. It seems like only yesterday I was working on the sites in Munich - during my Aufweidersehn Pet days - with some gougers from Liverpool. I liked their Empire Strikes Back T-shirts.
The papers here are full of our boys Churchillian dogged determination against the odds. The Argies would have won if the Fronch Exocets had actually all gone off. Most of them just landed on the decks and lay there - waiting to collaborate no doubt.
Still the Brits are a warlike lot and they revel in their military exploits, Waterloo, The Somme, Islandlwana, Vinegar Hill etc. It has to do with their whole royalist, established church, psyche.
Every now and then they have to kick the crap out of poorly armed opponents and wheel out the Queen to mourn the gallant dead in a nice Church of England service with top notch choral accompaniment.
Maggie should be done for war crimes over the sinking of the Belgrano which was heading for Chile as fast as the lads could paddle it. She seems in reasonable shape for an auld wan and should be good for at least a couple of years hard labour.
Viva Las Malvinas. Viva Diego Maradonna.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Its over for the Greens

It looks like the Greens got robbed blind by FF.
Not since the man bought the cow for a bag of magic beans has a better deal bean struck.
The Greens have come away with a bunch of promises and very little concrete, apart from the longed for Noise Bill. Huh?
Its business as usual on the M3 dig and down at Shannon.
The Greens will get a well deserved ass kicking at the next election, when their core lefty protest vote will go to Richard Boyd-Barrett and the Stickies.
As Jimbo Jones on The Simpsons said "You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school."

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Vegetable Market

Are the Greens really going to sellout to FF?
I can't believe it.
Shurely the the rank and file membership will reject what Roger Garland has called an unbelievably bad deal. Or are they such hero worshippers that the will follow the merc chasing leadership cabal?
I will have to shop elsewhere for my sandals in future.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Greens Bottle

The Greens walked out of the talks on Friday over 4 issues:
* Climate Change
* Education
* Local Govt Reform
* Healthcare.

Why are the Greens getting het up over Education and Health?
The mistake they are making is wanting to go into Government - where they would be collectively responsible for all cabinet decisions. What they should do is agree to support a minority FF Govt. if it does 3 things:
1. Save Tara
2. Reduce carbon emissions by some Kyoto amount.
3. Whatever green issue you're having yourself.
(Build a rail link to the Airport?)

Of course the Cunning One is only playing with them while he sidles up to Pat Smartarse. But if the Greens unilaterally declared their support for FF under simple terms they would out-maneuver the lot of them, coz Pat wouldn't have the "National Interest" excuse to fall back on.
Some chance of that.

FF voters are fecking deluded

According to my learned friend people who voted FF say:
* FF are wizards at running the economy
* FF created the IFSC
* FF lowered corp tax
* Bertie has answered the money/house thing.

On the economy the perceived wisdom (subscription reqd.) is that inflation has eroded our competitiveness and residual growth is fuelled by consumer borrowing. Oops.
Even Bertie has admitted (post-election) that we are heading for trouble.
Michael Casey (sub req.) argued in the IT the other day that no Irish government has much control over the economy - they don't set exchange or interest rates, they have no control over population growth and as we are a "globalised economy" we are dependent on the performance of other economies. He also points out that "non-governmental experts and specialised agencies make the important decisions."

The dreaded CJH and Der Kaiser must take the credit for the IFSC - which happened about 400 years ago, and the IDA brought the yanks here, albeit with tax incentives etc.

Most FFers believe Charlie was innocent and were more upset over the revelations about Dead Keen than the scrounged millions. They are similarly taking a benign view of the Bert and his unconventional house buying and banking arrangements. Gobshites.

The reality is the difference between FF and The Blueshirts is so narrow you couldn't squeeze a brown envelope between them.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Election Rant

First off - the results (outgoing seats in brackets)
FF 78 (80)
FG 51 (32)
Lab 20 (21)
PD 2 (8)
GP 6 (6)
SF 4 (5)
Oth 5 (14) - The others are Bev Cooper Flynn (FF), Jackie Healy-Rae (FF), That twat Lowrey (FG) and two old style Reds: Anto Gregory and some bloke called Finian.

Basically with 41% of the votes FF are back in.
Why do we hate FF? Apart from being bent as a three bob note, their only core value is staying in office. When there for the last zillion years they have been very good to their mates/backers the builders, and pissed away the boom. School class sizes are the same as they were 40 years ago when we wore short pants and wellies and fecked horse shite at each other in the yard. My kids will have to live in Meath or Cavan and drive for 4 hours a day to get to work and back...
Why does it take 2 hours to get to work? Because the National Spatial Strategy is a joke. Every town in Ireland is either a "gateway" or a"hub" so the local FF TD can claim he got something. Meanwhile planning is up the left, in spite of the joke spatial "strategy" every village in Cavan now has a massive housing estate stuck on the side. Here is a good example of this sort of thing, its from a couple of years back.
All this is well known.
The reason is that FF stands for nothing, and just gives in to every vested interest they encounter. Viz the public service unions and their infamous benchmarking, publicans, the IFA.
Why are the bogs in the centre of Ireland being destroyed and harvested uneconomically for peat? Because FF won't take on the ESB unions.

Who are these 41% of people? Plumbers, apparently. I also blame old people. And the core FF supporters, nutters whose grandads were among the 10,000 people in the GPO and who fought for the irregulars. And anyone they can arrange day release for out of Homes for the Bewlidered. No one's ever met anyone who owns up to voting FF - but unless we can get Jimmy Carter to supervise the elections and prove otherwise, we have to assume the results are fair. Aside of course from the dead people who vote and guys with multiple addresses.

So why did the Rainbow lose? First reason is Inda Kenny. Gobshite. Bertie made shit of him in the debate but we were afraid to admit it, even to ourselves. Inda never got a glove on Bertie. Anyway what do FG stand for? Big famers. And they too are up to their neck in dodgy planning. FF and FG have always block voted on re-zoning. We all know they'd be every bit as bad as FF given the chance. Worse, they are a law and order party: 2,000 more cops and tougher sentences! We don't need more cops, we can't keep an eye on the feckers we have.

As for Labour - Pat Smartarse has to go. They need a new, good looking, bright, young, media-savvy leader not some jaded 60's UCD lefty.

The only good thing about the election is that the awful McTool is gone and the Shinners slipped up (but they'll be back... they haven't gone away you know). With any luck the Greens will jump in with Bertie and we can at least save Tara!

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Save Tara

It was a mad idea to build a motorway through Tara.
We all knew they'd find more monuments once they started excavating the road and sure enough they have found a henge at Lismullen. Excavation works have now stopped. Under the National Monuments Act the Minister for the Environment has to seek the advice of the Director of the National Museum before proceeding. The Museum will presumably advise against running a motorway through the new National Monument, and the Minister will overrule him and direct that the monument be "preserved by record", which is doublespeak for "destroyed by archaeologists". This, of course, is exactly what we were told could not happen when the legislation was introduced in June 2004. When then Minister, Martin Cullen, was asked by Mark Clinton on RTE's Primetime whether the National Museum had a power of veto Cullen said "Of course they have a power of veto".
The reality is that the Museum doesn't have a power of veto in the legislation, and that the Minister was brass necking it live on National TV. Quelle surpreeze! We should see the proof of this shortly. Let's hope I'm wrong.